SAB TV’s FIR is famous for funny dialoges.Characters other than those in the police department in the show use a word or phrase at the end of the sentence. This phrase is different for every character and in every episode. It is called “Takhiya Kalaam” in Hindi. Below are some of the takhiya kalaams used.

Tehzeeb ke tambure se
Garmi bahut hai
Mujhe baingan khana hai
Screw dheela hai
Jhapak Jhapak Jahin Jhain
Bhada badh gaya hai
Abhi to main jawan hun
Jalebi tedhi hai
Lipstick laga ke
Kamar matka ke
mein fifth floor pein rehta hun
AC on hain
subah hogai kya?
mu kholke
kahani ulti hai
Bad luck se Durbhargya tak
pandrah (15) din mein
Baarah (12) ka average hai
pet bhar gaya
Wo khubsurat hai
naino key nainital mein
chamgadar ruvasa hai
Jaa be
train chhoot chuki hai
jebh kaat lunga
Dhoom dhaam se
Mai normal hu
romance red hai
Ekdum Chidha hua
Ekdum kudha hua
Light lagaake
Line Direct Hai
emotion ki hartaal me guruji ke sur taal me
ghataa ghanghor hai
break dance se le ke salsa tak
speaker faad dunga
preetampura mera sasural hai
dil to bachcha hai
sabun laga hai
Dekh bhaal ke
tension ke tent me
life ke leefafe main
Kabootar Udd gaye
Do jodi chaddi do jodi baniyaan
India mein
Horn bajaake Poon poon
Tadka Lagaake
Naon doob gayi nanitaal main
Kasam Champa Ki
Rabdi hai?
Hawa nahi chal rahi
vitamin d ki kami hai
walk kar lu kya
yeh bhi koi baat hai hain g
aapko to pata hai
phataaka foot gaya
rocket chhoot gaya
Kaunsa lagau?
Kurta badal lu kya?
Chaay Peekar aaya Hu
Chaaron taraf Dekh ke
Main Karate champion Hu
Aam Pilpila hai
Raat waali baat bataa dungi
Muh mein paani aa gaya
Kasam Kabootar ki
Khichdi tayyar hai
Injection Nikaaliye Akhbaar phaad dunga
shayri shaljam hai
Kal raat biwi neh pita tha
Jhingoor jhanjhana gaya
Hul chala ke
Ghar chalo naa! Mauka to aane do
Kheera kaat ke
Jay mumma ki! Rayta boondi ka banau ya kheere ka? Plastic pacchis rupaya kilo
Main IAS ki padhai kar raha hun
Main fatt padunga! Main chichora hun
Bohni nahi hui
Pyaar se
anitibiotic tayyar hai
incoming free hai
Main pada likha hu
Aaj Nahaunga
Aaj Shampoo karoonga
Kasam dahivade ki
Girlfriend naraj hai
Mujhe Hansi aa rahi hai ha ha ha
main hoon saali bajati hoon taali
lighter jala ke
mohabbat manchurian hai
Footi kismat dhaye dhaye
Ro Dunga
Raat ko dar lagta hai
Paani bahot thanda hai
Billi silent hai
Naukari permanent hai
Doggie violent hai
Kitab khatm ho gayi
Kona pakad ke!
Aap ke sar ki kasam
Chhat viraan hai
Waise sharma ji bade wo hain
Fursat mein
Husn handpump hai
Bunty naughty hai
Kabhi ghar aao na
Chammo taiyyar hai
Khana Garam Khaunga
Fashion To Delhi Mein Hain
Tender Khool gaya kya
Kaan khajura kaat gaya
Chidiya fans gayi cooler mein
Mohbbat ke mobile se
Mera hairstyle kaisa hai?
Biwi Tension Mein Hain
Cake Eggless Hain
Tam Tamake
Mithai Bhambhaat Hain
Mombatti Buzha Dunga
Button khula hain aapka!
tamatar mahange ho gaye hain
Main hun honey thodisi funny
sar mein dard hain savere savere
mera naam hai sapna awasthi lut gai meri grahasthi…tamatar phoot gaye
Aapki dukaan mein
Zindagi tyohar hai
Upanyas adhoora hai
Kadhai garam hai
Chidiya chug gayi khet
Main dialogue bolungi
Lab. jala dunga! Bataiye na
Wo jhoothi hai
Makkhan pighal gaya
Kitab khol ke
Dispensary open hai
Dollar mehenga ho gaya
Hajar Bar Samzhaya He
Loveria ki balti me
Chuhiya graduate hai
Ke main aisi hi hun
Muradabad Mein
Main hun sapna
banalo mujhe apna
Lipstick Dark Hain

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